Tenets of the Square IV

Whereas the Blue Square is, in fact, the ruler of the universe;

Whereas he does what he wants;

Whereas you all are a bunch of no-good, lying, scheming, nonexistent, pathetic bunch of losers who disgrace the noun "reader";

These are some more of my tenets.


You know, one of these days, I'm going to have to Google Roman numerals if I keep doing this.


10. Lazy people do not deserve to live. Whether working on group projects in school or on a missions trip to impoverished areas, they will no longer be tolerated. Working is honestly not that hard; get used to it. In order to instill a sense of work ethic into our nation's youth, they shall be incessantly be subjected to verbal abuse and made to complete manual labor 14 hours a day from the time they can walk. No vacations, except on Sundays, Christmas and Easter, because we're nice, generous Christians and like to worship Jesus then. No Catholic holidays, because if we allowed those, we'd never get any work done. For crying out loud, they have a holiday for every "saint" that ever lived. Actually, no, they don't; because according to my tenets, which are obviously the correct ones, every Christian is a saint, completely sinless. But I think we've strayed off topic here.

11. Oh, yeah, like I said before. The blue square has learned a lesson that he would like to share with others: Don't talk to yourself in public. It will freak people out. And it's okay to talk to yourself in private, as long as you don't answer. That's just considered "thinking out loud," and that's okay. I know, I know, I don't actually think when I'm talking to myself, but I like to er, think so.

12. All homework should be optional. While this may seem in conflict with Tenet of the Square 10, it is not. Homework is not actual work; it is educational learning, which is different from manal labor or making some stupid poster or diarama. So, um, yes, my double standard theory on this is that homework is really hard - reading and such - but roofing and coloring is easy, so they should be mandatory.


Thanks for allowing me to kill some more of your brain cells and waste some more of your time. Back later. In the event that I get a life and/or brain beforehand, though, I will not.

Be blue, squares.