Tenets of the Square VII

Whereas the Blue Square is, in fact, the ruler of the universe;

Whereas he does what he wants;

Whereas you all are a bunch of no-good, lying, scheming, nonexistent, pathetic bunch of losers who disgrace the noun "reader";

These are some more of my tenets.

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19. "Floccinaucinihilipilification" is hereby the greatest word ever. (Except "doom," of course.) Use it as often as and wherever possible. If you're an idiot and don't know what it means, go to the Dictionary.com link I gave you, idiot. The cool thing about this word is that unlike "team," it has bunches of and bunches of the letter "I" in it. That makes sense, given its definition, and seeing as pretty much all I do here is floccinaucinihilipilificate, well, gosh darnit, I'm going to make it my motto.

20. People in the blogosphere need to learn how to link properly. The accepted way of linking does not make sense, and I am here to fix that. For example, instead of, "Glenn Reynolds just made another stupid post without any commentary," it should be, "Glenn Reynolds just made another stupid post without any commentary." You can even link to his main blog and his specific post just in case your readers are idiots (unlike mine; they don't exist, but they're smart, nonetheless) by saying, "Glenn Reynolds just posted another stupid post without any commentary." Does this not make sense to everyone else here? You're saying evil Glenn made another stupid post, and the stupid post is what you're linking to, not evil Glenn himself. Why people don't know how to link properly, I don't know, but it's startin' to tick me off here. And when I get angry, bad things happen. I don't know what, but it's bad, people, I promise you.

21. The number of corporations having an initial lowercase letter followed by an uppercase letter in the names is increasing exponentially with an exponent of (1+ "idiocy today" / "common sense in the world"). eBay was cool, but after that, people like iTunes and all the way down the line are starting to get annoying. People are idiots unless they agree with the way I think things should be done. 'nuff said here. UPDATE: Right after posting this, I went to my friends' site at Cult Live Wire and found this image on this doodle page. It is an excellent satire of the evil, corporate iPod, I must say.


So, those were some more of my tenets. I hope you liked them. And on this, the seventh posting of the Tenets of the Order of the Blue Square, it is your lucky day: you can post a comment as to what you think should be included in the next list of my tenets, and if I like them, I'll use yours and you can become an honorary member of the Order of the Blue Square.