You! Vote! Now!

There's this poll on the right sidebar from, you guessed it, freepolls.com. Go vote on it. I don't care what you say; just A) express yourself and be a good liberal, B) condemn me for my misrepresentation of conservative values, or C) laugh at me with your evil libertarian, you're-so-doomed laugh. You can even comment on the poll itself after you vote or when you click "view results." Just scroll down past my hick face and my "About Me" section, and there it is.

UPDATE: Someone voted! Amazing! Better yet, it was one of my imaginary readers. There we have it: proof that Tenet 9 not a lie, and that readers not from this three-dimensional realm of ours visit my blog regularly.

UPDATE II: The percentage of people reporting that they like me is still at 100%. In other words, no one else has voted yet. Oh, poo. Hey, no biggie; I am no longer an amoeba and am, in fact, a microcellular organism, according to the TTLB Ecocystem. Yay!

UPDATE III: Voter participation in the poll has gone up 100%. Okay, so it's from 1 vote to 2, but yee-haw, them Internets sher are fun to fool around with. But by the way, people, why have none of you not been willing to come out and admit it: this blog is lame! LAME, I tell you! Yeesh. Vote your conscience, not your pocketbook. Heck, vote your pocketbook, too; it's not like I'm making any money from writing incessant incorrigible idiocies here.

UPDATE IV: This post has been bumped to celebrate the fact that four more people have voted - and two of them actually like the blue square, too! One said "meh" - always an appropriate response - and one hates me, but not as much as anyone who would dare choose Choice 2. Thanks, guys; I feel all warm and fuzzy now. May the Square be with you all. Except for the haters out there. Maybe they're just "f**king pist" and got confused, though.